THE PURE BULLSHIT LIST OF VAMPIRE TRAITS
The christians actualy belive this load of crap, Anyone who thinks of my page as being a list based on myths and stereotypes(which any real vampire knows it is not based on myths) should definately read this list
Before and reading this do not waste your time on telling me that my list is wrong because I really don't care if you think that I am wrong. "Your belief is not required"
-Frequently wears black clothing.
1)Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
2)Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
3)Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
4)Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
5)Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
6)Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
7)Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
8)Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
9)Takes drugs.
10)Drinks alcohol.
11)Is suicidal and/or depressed.
12)Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation to draw blood. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
13)Complains of boredom.
14)Sleeps too excessively or too little.
15)Is excessively awake during the night.
16)Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
17)Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
18)Spends large amounts of time alone.
19)Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
20)Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
21)Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
22)Misbehaves at school.
23)Misbehaves at home.
24)Eats excessively or too little.
25)Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
26)Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
27)Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28)Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
29)Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
30)Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31)Dances to music in a provocative manner.
32)Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
33)Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
34)Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
35)Claims to be a goth.
36)You feel weak around your child (in this case your child has learned to suck out your soul or what they call "energy" when in fact they are sucking out life to offer to Satan)
37)Has friends who are Jews. (apparently damned if you do)
38)Hates Jews. (and damned if you dont)
39)Looks at porn or otherwise shows interest in sex.
40)Insists on spending time with friends unaccompanied by an adult.
41)Reads Harry Potter books.
42)Behaves in any unusual/alarming way.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic/vampiric culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
***If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
(since burning them at the stake has been banned)*************************************************************
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